Welcome

Three of us, a garage's worth of ideas, and a store we're still figuring out as we go. Come on in — mind the step, it's been like that since we moved in.

Hand-drawn sketch of the Prosper General Store storefront Watch your step!

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The Aisles


AISLE 01

General Goods

Hats, tees, the everyday stuff

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Villagewear Collection – Smile

Villagewear Collection – Smile

Garment-dyed heavyweight tee, relaxed fit, ring-spun cotton.

$45 Shop this
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Villagewear Collection – Five Panel Cap

Villagewear Collection – Five Panel Cap

100% cotton five-panel, structured front.

$18 Shop this
Prosper Trucker Hat

Prosper Trucker Hat

Structured front, mesh back, embroidered mark.

$28 Aisle 01
Canvas Tote

Canvas Tote

Everyday carry with the Prosper wordmark.

$18 Aisle 01
AISLE 02

Novelty & Sayings

Shirts and mugs with a joke built in

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peace maxxing

peace maxxing

Garment-dyed heavyweight tee, relaxed fit, ring-spun cotton.

$27.50 Shop this
Dad Joke Sticker Pack

Dad Joke Sticker Pack

Five stickers, zero regrets.

$8 Aisle 02
"Know Thyself" Crewneck

"Know Thyself" Crewneck

Heavyweight fleece, oversized print.

$40 Aisle 02
Pickleball Mug

Pickleball Mug

11oz glossy mug, court graphic.

$20 Aisle 02
AISLE 03

Curiosities

The odd, the ornate, the hard to explain

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Prosper Karma Club Tee

Prosper Karma Club Tee

Garment-dyed heavyweight tee (Comfort Colors), relaxed fit.

$45 Shop this
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Victorian Brass Desk Bell

Victorian Brass Desk Bell

Solid brass, ornate floral embossing — the classic counter-call bell.

~$17 Shop this
The Mystery Bundle

The Mystery Bundle

Wrapped in kraft paper and twine. No label. No hints.

$8 Aisle 03
The Odd Jar

The Odd Jar

Something oddly specific inside. Rotates seasonally.

$6 Aisle 03
Notions Card Set

Notions Card Set

Blank cards, hand-drawn general-store line art.

$10 Aisle 03
AISLE 04

Homestead & Kitchen

For the house, mostly the kitchen

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End Grain Maple Cutting Board

End Grain Maple Cutting Board

Hard maple butcher block with a juice groove and built-in handles.

~$60 Shop this
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Clove Soy Candle

Clove Soy Candle

Warm, spiced clove scent, hand-poured soy blend, ~40 hour burn.

~$18 Shop this
Cutting Board Mug

Cutting Board Mug

11oz glossy mug, kitchen graphic.

$20 Aisle 04
AISLE 05

Penny Candy

Small stuff, add it to the cart

Mini Sticker

Mini Sticker

One inch, one mark.

$2 Aisle 05
Seed Packet

Seed Packet

Heirloom tomato, general-store label.

$3 Aisle 05
Tiny Pin

Tiny Pin

Half-inch enamel, easy add-on.

$4 Aisle 05
AISLE 06

Family Corner

Kid-drawn characters, grown into merch

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The Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told

The Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told

A coloring book, by Ralph, Andrew William.

See Amazon Shop this
Character Sticker Sheet

Character Sticker Sheet

First run, from the kids' original sketches.

TBD Aisle 06
Mini Print

Mini Print

Framed-ready print of an original character.

TBD Aisle 06
Animated Prosper General Store graphic

Not Just a Tag Anymore

The Clubs


Every once in a while we make something that doesn't fit anywhere else, so we started a club for it. That's really the whole origin story of every club below.

Flagship Club

Conservation Club

Started when the kids wouldn't stop asking about the trees out back. Homestead goods, kitchen stuff, a couple hats — and a real cut of the money going to actual conservation work every year. Not a sticker on the box. An actual cut.

End Grain Maple Cutting BoardClove Soy CandleCutting Board Mug

Karma Club

For the odd stuff. The 'why do you have this' items. No real theme runs through it — that's kind of the theme.

Prosper Karma Club TeeVictorian Brass Desk BellThe Mystery BundleThe Odd JarNotions Card Set

Beat Society

Sayings, jokes, the shirt you bought because it made you laugh at the counter and you forgot to take it off before checkout.

peace maxxingDad Joke Sticker Pack"Know Thyself" CrewneckPickleball Mug

Prosper Publishing

Our kids draw the characters. We figure out how to sell them. So far, so good.

The Strangest Christmas Story Ever ToldCharacter Sticker SheetMini Print

The Fine Print, Sort Of

How We Give Back


This Year: Conservation Club

Alright, so — every year we take a real chunk of what Prosper makes and give it to good causes. Not a "round up your total by a nickel" chunk. An actual chunk. On purpose. Good year or bad year, that part doesn't change.

First one we picked was Conservation Club — trees, birds, the whole outdoors deal. Made sense. You can't put a bird on a shirt and then not do a single thing for the bird. That's just bad manners.

We're already scouting the next ones. Haven't landed anywhere yet, but hey — we didn't have a plan for the store either, and look at us now.

Thanks for stoppin' by. Go on, take a look around — just don't touch the register.

From the Three of Us

Notes from the Counter


On being out of stock Sold out of the trucker hats again. We keep saying we'll order more before we run out. We have never once done this.
On the Mystery Bundle No, we won't tell you what's in it. That's the whole bundle. If we told you it'd just be a bundle.
On the new aisle Added a Curiosities aisle. Half the stuff in there we bought for ourselves first and then figured, eh, might as well sell a few.

Also, a Note

We've been tinkering on something separate from the store — Prosper Labs, our little incubator for ideas that don't fit in an aisle. First one out the door is called Loop, an app helping people find nonprofits worth caring about. Different thing entirely, same three of us behind it.

See what we're building →
An illustrative bird with gray and orange feathers standing on a black surface with a yellow background filled with the word 'PEPERUS' repeated in black 'PEPERUS' is written repeatedly in the background.
Text reading 'Featured Products' in blue with gold starburst accents.
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Comfort Colors

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
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Comfort Colors

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
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Text saying "Prosper Publishing's First Release!" in red font with a green burst background and decorative stars.
A person wearing festive Christmas sweater holding a coloring book titled 'The Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told' in front of a decorated Christmas tree with lights and ornaments.
Colorful sign reading 'Join a club. All are welcome. Sorry, no psychopaths' with stars and asterisks around 'Join a club'.
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Stylized logo with the words "Store Collection" in brown and blue, with a curved underline beneath 'Collection'.
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Red text graphic saying 'Watch your step!' with a playful font.
A black and white sketch of the storefront of The Prosper General Store with clothing and accessories displayed outside, signage indicating products like hats, books, craft beer, artwork, music/video, sandwiches, maps, and an open sign on the door.

WATCH YOUR STEP

WATCH YOUR STEP

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